Unguento Verde (witches flying ointment) vegan

Vegan Unguento Verde-- witches flying ointment-- up and out, and off to nowhere.

“In the dark of night they meet in a forest clearing.

One by one they smother a foul ooze upon one anothers naked bodies.

They dance in ecstasy as the ☠️ goo seeps into their bloodstream.

As the drums and rattles overwhelm the senses, their bodies become lighter than air as they touch off the ground and lift into the night sky.

Soaring between the stars, they take their flight to the sabbat gathering and enact their witchery…”

Traditional “flying” herbs like Datura, Belladonna, Henbane, and Mandrake, in small doses applied externally, have an entheogenic ( substance that induces a spiritual experience), or hallucinogen, effect on the human psyche.

This unguent is the set of fingers that parts the veil between this world and the next. It serves as a sort of skeleton key between your conscious brain and your uninhibited, unconscious self.

This ointment contains the powerhouse, Solanaceae properties of Datura Inoxia, Atropa Belladonna, Mandrake, and Black Henbane, as well as òrgαñìç, Candelilla wax, ethically sourced poplar buds, and òrgαñìç sunflower oil, making it extremely beneficial for bodily ailments, as well.

Solanaceae relieves chronic pain, joint pain, nerve pain, muscle spasms and cramps, anxiety, issues with sleep, and can aid in restoring lost libido.

Plant material(s) has been grown, harvested, and prepared by me, in the traditional manner.

My ointments are made beneath the power of a full moon, ritually prayed over and blessed with palo santo.

Do not use this ointment in addition to any medicines containing atropine. Do not use if you have liver, heart, or kidney issues, or if you have glaucoma. Do not allow this ointment to come into contact with mucous membranes. Keep away from pets and children.

Full effects can take up to 2 hours after application. 30 ml of this product. Shelf life is up to 5 years after purchase.

“These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease. ."